One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
—  Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth”  (via coffeekaling)

5 hours ago · 528,339 notes · Source · Reblogged from claybabay

There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”.

7 hours ago · 41,909 notes · Source · Reblogged from shoutyourporpoise

Anonymous asked: “I really enjoyed this blog until it became nothing more than another SJW trash heap. Thanks.”

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8 hours ago · 184,934 notes · Source · Reblogged from vivaciousnutritionist

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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ladiesagainsthumanity:

via @vikingkris

ladiesagainsthumanity:

via @vikingkris

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
—   Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

13 hours ago · 84,704 notes · Source · Reblogged from shoutyourporpoise

Having your story planned out

itsonlythefirstdraft:

…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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