inabasket: The easiest way to offend someone on the internet is to be abundantly happy with who you are.
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MISSING PERSON: Have you seen Curtis? →
plymdoes: Curtis Aukshunas of Englewood, NJ, was last seen Wednesday, May 8th around 51st/7th Ave, Manhattan. If you have any information, contact Englewood, NJ Police at (201) 568-4875 and reference missing persons report #c-2013-000665. Please share and help us find Curtis.
fishingboatproceeds: code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shining-moment: subliminal-mind-duck: John Green’s car breaks down The Fault in Our Cars John Green gets locked in a pub The Fault in Our Bars John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy The Fault in Our Czars John Green talks about un-scary...
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
“Until the mid-nineteenth century, most authors published their books at their...– Guy Kawasaki, in his book APE: Author, Publisher, Entrepreneur (via erikadprice)
drarna: the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza: X-Men Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies) Batman Star Trek Star Wars And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
The future is simultaneously tangible and uncertain, more so than this morning. I am simultaneously enthusiastic and terrified.
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
fuckyeahashes: marysues are basically a power fantasy and yet only female power fantasies ever get called out and mocked. Batman is basically the most ridiculous marysue ever and yet hes a national symbol of bad assery I mean really. There’s nothing wrong with power fantasies back the fuck off 12 year old girl’s oc. Ok fuck you
sassycybermen: “I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!” wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
cyanblur: mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this hey if they wanna spend their time doing this, then so viet
Publishing is a business. Writing may be art, but publishing, when all is said...– Nicholas Sparks (via writingquotes)
lumos5000: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes someone found a real life plot hole
I don’t believe in love at first sight but I do believe in seeing someone from...– Ryan O’Connell (via hellanne)
Sin-Tax.: Reminder →
nogreatillusion: Please be kind to your waiters and your telephone operators. Be kind to the person ringing up your groceries. Remember how your hostess’s feet ache. Remember that your customer service representative is exhausted, too. Be polite. Your housekeeper is only human. Be patient…
All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn’t...– Joss Whedon (via i-m-an-angel-you-ass)
shutupaubrey: shutupaubrey: have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
plymdoes: yourfriendlyneighborhoodsatan: I really want there to be like a proper bad guy movie. Like where the bad guy wins but not like megamind where he turns all soft but one where the hero dies or something and the bad guy actually takes over the world and enslaves the human race or whatever there plan is and nothing else you do realize that you are talking about is real life and what...
stateyourporpoise: minestuck: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT AARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT