August 2012
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Okay so we’ve already established that I’m a romantic who hides behind the facade of a diehard cynic but jesus romantic comedies turn me into an actual sadist.
Like were just watching that one scene in every romcom where the girl backs out of the deal and I literally just started cackling.
And then at the end when the male romantic...
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stateyourporpoise:
Okay so we’ve already established that I’m a romantic who hides behind the facade of a diehard cynic but jesus romantic comedies turn me into an actual sadist.
Like were just watching that one scene in every romcom where the girl backs out of the deal and I literally just started cackling.
And then at the end when the male romantic lead inevitably showed up to take her back...
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“When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have...”
– Joss Whedon (via iamstonefox)
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kittenapocalypse:
Nobody truly appreciates how massive and terrifying moths are until one lands on your face without warning.
Or how gross flies are until one LANDS DIRECTLY ON YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE JUST AS YOU’RE TAKING A BITE.
OR WHEN YOU HAVE HALF A MILE LEFT IN A CROSS COUNTRY RACE.
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adamusprime:
my plan for next vidcon is to have a group of four or five gorgeous girls in suits follow me in formation the entire time and make sure nobody talks to me
I have a suit. We can make this happen.
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July 2012
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CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE EVERYWHERE. That’s how this world needs to be.
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A Note on the Pronunciation of GIF
edwardspoonhands:
First, whether a G is pronounced as hard or soft seems fairly random, so it’s normal to think it’s pronounced like “Gift” without the T or like “Jiff” the peanut butter. Some people have been arguing that g-words are always pronounced with a hard G, and that’s not true…giraffe, Germany, digit, there are hundreds of Gs pronounced with “J” sounds. You will notice, in fact, that...
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You know you need more sleep when you start crying over not being able to find your keys.
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trentofsky:
Real friendship is being able to say “you know that thing from that place” and the other person knows exactly what you’re talking about.
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youngstero:
people talk a lot about the importance and weight of the word love and even more so “in love” but to me love is so common i love almost every person ive ever interacted with there is so much to a human being that even when you see something negative in them there is an almost guarantee that somewhere in them is something to love
and ‘in love’ what of it ive fallen in love with...
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I understand why people would be upset about blackout poetry being done with books. Books are sacred. Books are treasured. Books are loved.
But come on, guys. Not all blackout poetry involves the “destruction of books.”
Take, for example, Austin Kleon’s newspaper blackout project. Unless you hoard stacks and stacks of them in your house, I’m guessing that you throw away newspapers every day....
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1667
This post marks my 1,667th on Tumblr. This number is significant only because 1667 is the magical number of NaNoWriMo—if you average 1667 words a day in November, then you’ll hit the 50k mark at the end of the month and WIN!
Speaking of NaNoWriMo, only 95 days to go! I’m looking forward to forcing persuading my writer-friends at school to participate with me this year. The last...
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adamusprime:
like i haven’t seen the room
and i don’t know if i want to see the room
because after it was released tommy wiseau did so much backtracking, saying it was a dark comedy and stuff because audiences laughed
you can tell he was kind of embarrassed by it
but james nguyen sticks to the “romantic thriller” tag
when he was asked if he was disappointed that people were laughing at the...
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Professor Trelawney was good at something?
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“I want your lungs to stop working without me. I think about writing you, I...”
– Sara Quin (via atmosphericpleasure)
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reallycreepyfangirl:
on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me
north korea
ouch
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stateyourporpoise:
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if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
i’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
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WE WERE NOT IN PUBLIC WE WERE IN MY HOUSE IT...
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It figures that I would wake up at 5:49am on the day I can actually sleep in. Annoyed? Slightly.
Yet…I feel at peace. No one else is awake. It’s like I’m the only person in the world…and therefore none of my problems exist. Nothing has happened yet that would trigger all my worries and insecurities at once. This is the calm before the storm, before I have to start, like, life.
It’s just me and...
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lieselmemingers:
reminder that somewhere in London on friday the Doctor and Rose will be attacked by giant scribbles.
*Cardiff
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Link: Why Do People Hate Black Widow? →
“We need to stop approaching female characters as inevitably misogynistic disappointments. Not just because it lets the truly dire portrayals of women off the hook, of which we’re in shortage of. Not just because not taking a woman seriously because you’re attracted to her sexually is a really bad habit to be in. And not just because it’s willingly damaging your own enjoyment of a work to...
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“While most of the old behaviors were broken, there are still things I struggle...”
– Rebecca Jane Stokes, “The Skinny Little Bitch Project: Fuck The BMI (Also the Police)”
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I could write a dissertation on the infinite meanings of the word “sure” and still not know what the hell you mean when you say that.
suuuuurrre.
Yeah, okay.
WHATEVS.
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I could write a dissertation on the infinite meanings of the word “sure” and still not know what the hell you mean when you say that.
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adamusprime:
i would make one of those “here’s why i love all my friends” posts but like
i don’t wanna leave anyone out
and i know
so many freaking people
i’ll just say i love all my friends and leave it at that
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moontier:
did you ever realize that you could just get up right now and start walking somewhere far far away and never come home again
It’s occurred to me more than a few times.
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stateyourporpoise:
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
i’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
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WE WERE NOT IN PUBLIC WE WERE IN MY HOUSE IT DOESN’T COUNT
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that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
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guys
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
i’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
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“Women are expected to be nice and sweet, to make other people feel comfortable....”
– Unknown (via grrl-meat) 